Ben Rosen is a Senior Creative at BuzzFeed, and a huge Ravens fan in his spare time. This season, we're merging Ben's general Internet silliness with his love for the Ravens each week in "Funny Pages." Enjoy, and feel free to share his creative awesomeness on social media.
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Roster Carving
Another week, another 5,000 players on injured reserve. We might just set a record for the most player transactions in a single year. Still, in celebration of the holidays, let's not focus on what we don't have (every player on our team), let's focus on what we DO have.
Please enjoy our first holiday-themed Funny Pages. It's the perfect distraction from Aunt Carol's uncomfortable dinner talk.
(Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Bill Melendez Productions)
(Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Bill Melendez Productions)
(Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Bill Melendez Productions)
(Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Bill Melendez Productions)
We're Not Thanksgiving up
It's inevitable that at 3-7, some fans will be lobbying for losses instead of wins. While the idea of getting a higher draft pick is certainly tempting, you're never going to catch me rooting for a loss. We've been picking at the bottom of the first round since the early 2000's and haven't had any problems picking up Pro Bowlers.
I know this season has been frustrating, but I say we heal the pain with wins, not draft picks.
...ok, maybe wins and draft picks.
GO PRESEASON ROSTER, BEAT THE BROWNS!
(Warner Bros.)
(AMC)
(Dreamworks SKG)
See you turkeys next week!
- Ben
