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Funny Pages: My Horribly Uninformed Opinion Of Our Amazing Draft Class

Posted May 5, 2016

By Ben Rosen

We have 11 draft picks. Yes, ELEVEN! Here are Ben Rosen’s thoughts on a few, including one futuristic warlock.


I am not a scout. I am not a coach. I have never played football on a professional, semi-professional, or even high school level. That being said, I DO have access to YouTube and, like many bloggers on the internet, that offers me enough data to have a horribly uninformed opinion about our draft class.

In short: it was amazing.

What's not to love? Ronnie Stanley is a pass blocking warlock from the future who will give Flacco the elite-iest amount of time to throw the football. Kamalei Correa plays football like he's drenched in fire. Kenneth Dixon is the steal of the draft and does things that are not physically possible, and Bronson Kaufusi more than likely celebrated his third-round selection by sacking Tom Brady.

We drafted 11 football players this year. We drafted more rookies than the number of starting quarterbacks for the Browns since 2010 (10). 

Even if a few of the players don't pan out, there are ELEVEN of them. I have a tough time believing Ozzie and Co. could go 0-for-11. 

Anyway, here are a few GIFs. Use them wherever you see fit!

(Warner Bros)

(Reddit)

(the Score/NFL Network)

(CW)

(MSNBC)

(NBC)

Happy offseason, Ravens Nation!

- Ben

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