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Funny Pages: Some Joe-tivational Quotes For These Dark Times

Posted Nov 19, 2015

Considering the Ravens’ bad luck these days, maybe stay away from the casinos, ok guys?


Ben Rosen is a Senior Creative at BuzzFeed, and a huge Ravens fan in his spare time. This season, we're merging Ben's general Internet silliness with his love for the Ravens each week in "Funny Pages." Enjoy, and feel free to share his creative awesomeness on social media. 

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Fess up, who was it? I'm not in the business of pointing fingers, but clearly someone touched a gypsy skull or made a wish with a monkey's paw or tailgated on an ancient burial ground, because the Football Gods are NOT happy with us. I've never seen a team get hit with such bad luck. Between our ten thousand injuries, seven one-score losses, and a league-verified game-altering missed call, our 2015 season has been hilariously unlucky.

As a member of "the league's most superstitious NFL fanbase," I think we should all do a little something to ward away the evil football spirits. Throw some salt over your shoulder, burn some incense, take a bath in tomato juice ... whatever!

In the meantime, maybe stay away from the casinos, ok guys?

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Some Joe-tivational Quotes For These Dark Times

Sadly, I can't make everything better. We've been dealt this unfortunate hand and there's no changing it. Still, let's focus on the positives, Ravens Nation. Our injuries will heal, our playmakers will return, and you can bet the house that some new ones will join the team. At the end of the day, we have the league's best front office and the most elite-iest quarterback in the business. 

If you're still feeling a bit down, please enjoy these Joe-tivational quotes:

See you next week!

- Ben


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