Orlando "Little Zeus" Brown Jr. is too big for his Christmas gift.
The Ravens' rookie right tackle got a Mega Moto Pro Series 212cc mini bike as a white elephant gift at a Ravens offensive line party hosted by Marshal Yanda. Center Matt Skura was the genius who thought of this.
Picturing the 6-foot-8, 345-pound Brown trying to squeeze onto this thing is a gift to the rest of us.
"I can't ride that thing!" Brown said. "My brothers (ages 18 and 20) will ride it though. I live in downtown Towson, so they'll ride it around [when they visit]. I'd rather ride a regular Trek bike."
Skura got the idea from a friend of his, Green Bay Packers guard Lucas Patrick, when he saw his fellow former Duke offensive lineman with one on Instagram.
"I didn't know who was going to get it. It could have been Marshal," Skura said with a laugh. "I think it's going to be pretty funny. I think he'd have to put his knees on the foot pegs. I want to see him on it – at least sit on it."