CHIP: C'mon babe, we're meeting the Petersons today.
JOANNA:Oh! I've been so excited to meet them. They're newlyweds who are just getting into football. I'd love to find them a team that has an empty bandwagon, and turn them into a Super Bowl champion.
CHIP: I know just the team. They're a scrappy group in Baltimore. They're a little banged up, but if we put in the work, we could have something special there.
JOANNA: Let's get to it!
(HGTV / Fixer Upper)
[CLARA PETERSON'S PHONE RINGS. SHE PICKS IT UP]
CLARA:Hey there Chip, how's it going?
CHIP: Hey Clara! Everything's great. I know I showed you a lot of teams today, so I wanted to see how you're feeling.
CLARA: Well, funny you should mention that, Derrick and I were just chatting, and we're gonna take the Baltimore Ravens.
CHIP: You're kidding! That was so fast. Y'all just set a new record.
CLARA: Chip, when you know, you know! We thought the Ravens had the best foundation. There's a lot of character in that locker room, and I think their best days are ahead of them.
CHIP:I'm loving this. Sounds like I better get to work. Demo Day can't come fast enough.
[LOCATION: JOANNA'S OFFICE]
JOANNA:I have some great news. Chip and I were able to shore up the offensive-line for slightly less than we anticipated, so we have a little extra money for improvements. I have a few options:
(HGTV / Fixer Upper)
DERRICK: Ho boy! The pass rush is important, but I'd love to find the money to buy all three of those (nervous laughter)
CLARA:I guess you could cut back on delivery food like I asked.
DERRICK:(nervous laughter intensifies)
CLARA: I'm serious, Derrick. It's getting out of control.
[DERRICK takes a sip of water, coughs, and spills on his shirt...which ended up being a welcome distraction for Derrick, even though that was his favorite shirt.]
[CLARA covers her face with her hand]
JOANNA: Ok! We'll – uhh – figure something out. Just give us until the end of the bye week to get everything settled.
[SEVERAL WEEKS LATER]
(HGTV / Fixer Upper)* *DERRICK: This is incredible!
CHIP: We knew you wanted a swarming defense, so we really put an emphasis on that with your team.
CLARA: It's beautiful!
JOANNA: You already have three shutouts, but we left you six games in case you want to add a few more.
DERRICK:Thank you both for everything. I can't wait for Monday Night.