Ben Rosen Profile

Chefs have put together their best Ravens-inspired dishes to present to Chef Gordon Ramsay. How will he like them?

The Ravens are a team with a strong foundation and plenty of character, and a little renovation has turned their swarming defense into something special.

After two tough losses and then a 40-0 win over Miami, we've seen again that this year is going to be weird, and we need to expect the unexpected.

At a time like this, it's best to get back to what we do best. For Funny Pages, that means making Ravens memes out of real-life memes.

The Ravens' 2017 season has already been exhausting with its extreme ups and downs. Needing to continue last week's momentum, the key to success is a good night's sleep.

It's time to get your fall wardrobe updated for the wild ups and downs of Ravens football. Plus, a shoutout to Patrick Onwuasor.

The Ravens' loss in London provided film of what not to do. Now the Steelers are coming to town, giving us the NFL equivalent of a double negative.

Yes, Marshal Yanda is out and the Jaguars are the closest thing that Brits have to a home team. But we have an ace in the hole. God save the screens!

As if someone opened a window and let a cold, crisp gust of fall air rush in, an eerily familiar sensation washed over the country last Sunday. The Ravens have one of those nightmare defenses

There are a bunch of talented rookies on this year's roster. These cards should help get you acquainted.

We want to give a big thank you to Director of Free Agent Recruitment Tony Jefferson. And enjoy some quality GIFs to celebrate this July 4.

Much has changed since you accidentally clicked on one of these articles. The Ravens have a new crop of rookies with Slytherin last names who are ready to shut down opposing quarterbacks.

Last week was emotionally and (depending on how enthusiastically you watch football) physically draining, but here are three thoughts to keep you warm in the offseason.

Ravens and Steelers … the best rivalry in football … on Christmas day. This might be better than the Super Bowl.

The Ravens play their best football when they get written off, and — don't look now — they still control their own playoff destiny.

Elite Playoff Dragon Joe Flacco arrived a month early, ready to burn the rest of the AFC North to the ground.

Are we sure that Justin Tucker is a man? Have you ever considered that maybe, just maybe, there's another reason he's so special?

Here are a few Ravens things to be grateful for this year. Plus, a Thanksgiving parade of awesome Ravens GIFs.

Also, a brief summary of the Ravens' complicated relationship with the Dallas Cowboys over the last five days.

Have you heard? We beat the Pittsburgh Steelers to claim first place in the AFC North. Let's enjoy some memes and live in this moment.

Some people say the Ravens can't salvage their season, but 2016 has proven anything is possible. And, it's freaking Steelers week, people. The Ravens can take the top spot in the division with a win at home.

Here are some ideas if you want to dress up like Jimmy Smith, John Harbaugh, Steve Smith Sr. or others.

With such a rich history of defense, the Ravens aren't used to sending offensive players to the Pro Bowl, but this year is different. We finally have our very own offensive superstar, and his name is "Penalties."

The Ravens have lost back-to-back home games, but somehow everyone feels good right now. Here's why...

It's true. The Ravens are no longer undefeated. I guess when you win ugly, you're bound to lose ugly at some point.

There's still a lot of this 'best worst team' chatter that people use when discussing the Ravens. Well, I think that phrase is the 'perfect inadequate label' for our team.

What a horribly delightful game we all just witnessed with the Ravens coming back from 20 down to the Browns. Keep an eye on your blood pressure, folks. It's going to be a fun season.

BORING is a word that fantasy football players use when a real life football game is won with defense.

First-round pick Breshad Perriman's debut makes tonight's game against the New Orleans Saints the most exciting fourth preseason game in the history of the world.

Players are returning to the field, the Ravens won their first preseason game and the rest of the AFC North lost. Things are starting to feel right in the world again.

We're dedicating this week's broken meme circus to local hero and possible dolphin, Michael Phelps.

A 'slingshot year' happens when a playoff-quality team gets the draft picks and schedule of a rebuilding team.

We have 11 draft picks. Yes, ELEVEN! Here are Ben Rosen's thoughts on a few, including one futuristic warlock.

A message to the 2016 Ravens, who Ben Rosen is already in love with.

Plus, 'The Season of Frustration' has officially become 'The Season of At Least We Swept The Steelers.'

Forget what your brain is telling you and listen to your heart. We can spoil Pittsburgh's playoff dreams.

We know everyone in Ravens Nation is hurting, so let's focus on the new Star Wars movie instead of football.

You don't want to be on the Ravens' bad side, so here's some inspiration on who to vote for.

We can confirm that Matt Schaub meets all the requirements for elite status.

Here's a perfect distraction from Aunt Carol's uncomfortable Thanksgiving dinner talk.

Considering the Ravens' bad luck these days, maybe stay away from the casinos, ok guys?

A 2-6 record with injuries piling up? 'Tis but a scratch for the Baltimore Ravens and the Holy Grail.

Sending Steve Smith Sr. off (for the season, we hope) with really terrible GIFs.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good with these Harry Potter-themed Ravens GIFs.

Revenge of The Smith. Throw touchdowns, you must. Ravens of the Jedi.

Wake up, sheeple. The rough start was caused by much more than just injuries.

Please use the following to help boost morale at your office and increase productivity on this Purple Friday.

Also, CameraHoglisberger was shown on screen approximately eleven billion times during the game.

Also, take 60 seconds to name every word that describes Crockett Gilmore's touchdown.

While so many teams collapse under the pressure, the Ravens thrive on it.

Don't listen to any prognosticators and their predictions ... except for this one.

What should the name of your fantasy football team be? Well, we've got you covered.

With great power comes great photoshop-ortunity.