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Another week, another 5,000 players on injured reserve. We might just set a record for the most player transactions in a single year. Still, in celebration of the holidays, let's not focus on what we *don't *have (every player on our team), let's focus on what we DO have.
(Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Bill Melendez Productions)
We're Not Thanks*giving *up
It's inevitable that at 3-7, some fans will be lobbying for losses instead of wins. While the idea of getting a higher draft pick is certainly tempting, you're never going to catch me rooting for a loss. We've been picking at the bottom of the first round since the early 2000's and haven't had any problems picking up Pro Bowlers.
I know this season has been frustrating, but I say we heal the pain with wins, not draft picks.
...ok, maybe wins and draft picks.
See you turkeys next week!