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Fess up, who was it? I'm not in the business of pointing fingers, but clearly someone touched a gypsy skull or made a wish with a monkey's paw or tailgated on an ancient burial ground, because the Football Gods are NOT happy with us. I've never seen a team get hit with such bad luck. Between our ten thousand injuries, seven one-score losses, and a league-verified game-altering missed call, our 2015 season has been hilariously unlucky.
As a member of "the league's most superstitious NFL fanbase," I think we should all do a little something to ward away the evil football spirits. Throw some salt over your shoulder, burn some incense, take a bath in tomato juice ... whatever!
Some Joe-tivational Quotes For These Dark Times
Sadly, I can't make everything better. We've been dealt this unfortunate hand and there's no changing it. Still, let's focus on the positives, Ravens Nation. Our injuries will heal, our playmakers will return, and you can bet the house that some new ones will join the team. At the end of the day, we have the league's best front office and the most elite-iest quarterback in the business.
See you next week!